Hella Drea

My name's Drea and I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and kicking ass. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I only perspire under my right arm. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I only sleep once a week and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and some how, my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down.

I'm a strong woman with a short fuse, but somehow I manage to keep it all under control no matter how much ignorance dwells in my surroundings.

I'm someone's mother.
I'm smarter than I am romantic.
I'm of Hispanic decent, although you wouldn't know it to look at me.
It takes a lot to impress me.
I'm not mathletic.
I don't believe in karma; it keeps my conscience clean.
Passion IS my passion.
I'm ambidextrous.
People often tell me that I smell good.
I enjoy singing popular songs in different accents.
I'm not a fan of hugs or cuddling.
I wish I was more artsy as well as more crafty.
I don't follow sports at all.
I'm a lady at times; a tomboy at times.
No trust for many.

Remember: Real eyes, realize, real lies.

I like things; I like cute things. I like things like fluffy animals, cupcakes, rainbows, owls, babies, unicorns, sea horses, Big Time Rush. You know? I also like other things too; things that don't fit into the 'cute' category. Things like coffee, siesta, learning new things, baking, documentaries, my ugly sweater collection, balance, writing, block sales, camping, postmortem photography, Fall & Spring, sandwiches, road trips, The Smiths, a soft bed, etc.

I'm a cat enthusiast; I have two kitties, Penny and Lupin, and I love them a whole bunch. I love bright colors (as long as I don't have to wear them), the idea of equality, beer bellies and body hair rock my world.

But at the end of the day, my all time favorite thing in the world, above everything else, (even cupcakes, unicorns, and kittens) is being a mom.

ME: http://helladrea.tumblr.com/self